The LFS users are still busy growing their coffee plant
What does it say about me? I have a French press, and I don’t even use it for coffee.
Arch user and I don’t own a mug (it was bloat)
“I just get it straight from upstream” (Munches beans to build the coffee internally from source)
What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?
Expensive just for something like coffee: Mac
I got it used for 50€ from a lady who had like 7 parrots just roaming around her 1-room apartment.
Oh, that’s just Margot. Don’t mind her.
I’d say that is a Nescafé for Mac users
My last bean to cup machine cost 180€, my new one costs 600€. Most espresso machines cost more than that, some people pay 180€ for just the grinder alone
180? Those are rookie numbers
Ubuntu Pro?
That’s Ubuntu, no?
No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.
Linux Mint maybe? Or Android?
Welp!
No Linux for me I guess.What about french press?
Have some directions on how to use it sitting next to the press and it could be NixOS.
Where’s the AeroPress fit in? CentOS maybe?
Alpine Linux
lol I use that coffee machine and been using debian for years
Same. This picture is surprisingly accurate.
I enjoy the memes, but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.
The software philosophy of the maintainers and their choice of packages and design.
A simple but important difference: the package-manager: apt, dnf or pacman (there is more but let’s bring it down to these three).
Another one is security: apparmor or selinux
The last one are preferred and preinstalled Desktop-Environments.
And if you want to keep it simple, just be based on another distro and let them do the hard work.
Everyone can start their own distro. Manage some packages together, choose for example: Based on Arch, pacman, selinux and hyprland-wm and name it hypearch. Et voila!
but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.
I think you’re courageous to admit it in spite of feeling embarrassed, and I admire that.
If we all ask and share without ego, the world gets just a little bit better. :)
I like a Moka pot. Where do I fit?
Idk but I use NixOS.
I thought NixOS would be “grinds their own beans and brews them manually”
I do grind my beans haha.
It would be, making coffee step 1: open cookbook to the coffee page.
Haha accurate, NixOS is missing.
I’m using a Cafelat Robot.
OpenSUSE Tumbleweed user here…
I’m gonna claim “the coldbrew” for us, because it’s always refreshing, chill, and in constant rotation. It might take a little longer to brew, but that’s so it doesn’t destabilize your entire system. Ahh…so smooth. :)
(I dunno if this analogy holds up but hey I’m taking a shot lol)
Debian user here. Checks out.
Though I use Windows (and Debian WSL) as desktop daily. The fact that I mostly drink instant coffee is possibly related.
I think Windows === Instant Coffee is perfect here
this is beautiful. I don’t drink coffee, but “I don’t need anything more” is my life ethos from everything to my IDE to the wooden backed kitchen chair I game on.
3-in-1 instant coffee packets are installing a distro into WSL from the Microsoft Store
