I came to the comments to find the good puns but I found Nothing.

Just shut your eyes and dive into the pool. There’s no way I’m going to try to live without my cellphone, and EVERY cell phone maker is doing the same thing. There is no such thing as a Linux phone, so don’t give me that bullshit.

Does the AI know that it would have to pay me to fly Delta? Has it been trained on that data?