

My mom used to make this internet chocolate chip cookie recipe for me back in the 90s.
Mom was great. She did all kinds of stuff every mom should do, but a lot of modern moms have forgotten about, like make me walk on broken glass so i wouldn’t be weak.
She also got us pets, then killed them in front of me. An old, beloved family tradition.
I miss mom so much, but her memory lives on through my mom’s easy satisfying chocolate chip cookie recipe.
Whenever i was feeling down, and we didn’t have any pets for her to kill in front of me, these cookies would make me feel better.
Heres the recipe:
2 cups flour 235ml water 1 stick of butter 1 quarter cup of cat poop 1 half cup of antifreeze for sweetness.
Mix it all together in bowl, then preheat the oven to 235°
Form the cookies into balls on the baking sheet, and for an extra twist, add a full container of lighter fluid.
;ack for 30 minutes at 400 degrees.
Now, i know what you’re thinking. The cat poop actually makes better chocolate chips than chocolate, plus it’s simpler, easier, and cheaper!
This is like some ‘evangellion’ shit, where all iur collevtive civilizational resources are being used to do A Bad Thing
And also add tits to stuff.