I’m not sure why there is a downvote on this… unless the downvoter thinks you don’t hate javascript enough?

Would you like to read some Lolita fanfic while I’m thinking?

Where Slackware?? WHERE SLACKWARE??!!

Good news everyone!

Exactly, “there are dozens of us” was my first thought.

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Hell no, I hate those monsters. They’re a traffic danger too.

If you say so buddy. Oversize trucks are still almost exclusively for showing off and pissing off snow flake lefties or something, too bad these evs can’t do coal rolling eh?

Tiny wiener trucks can rot in hell. Any advantages from electric engines are killed effectively by the insane weight, and people get killed even more effectively by these monsters and their obnoxious asshole drivers.

They ran out of unsuspecting VCs and need time to find fresh ones, the Money Furnace demands more sacrifices!

With current prices, that was the most affordable prop for the recording.