

PHP, of course, stands for ‘Patch Hastily: PHP’


PHP, of course, stands for ‘Patch Hastily: PHP’


Wake me up when they pass the age verification check from the original, 1987 version of Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards


The car of the future was supposed to have pulsating LEDs, self-drive, pursuit mode, turbo boost and an reassuringly patronising personality that would scan for threats and tell you what you were doing wrong. I was supposed to have a chest and head of hair like David Hasselhoff and a rich crime-fighting sugar daddy to fund my escapades.
This is off-white nothingness inside. It leaves me cold.


Infinite margin! 🫦


Purely for entertainment value, because in reality it would be Orwellian, I’d love to hear a court try and swear in an AI agent and then listen to that agent continually perjure itself in testimony.
How would the court sentence an AI agent? What punishment could it mete out that would make any meaningful sense?


Micron CEO said they expected industry supply to improve gradually in 2028, but couldn’t predict when supply would catch up with demand.
Why would they want balanced supply and demand? Scarcity affords them a higher margin for the same output. With so few competitors there currently seems to be little reason for them to try and meet demand.





This from the guys who released New Microsoft Outlook…
That person asked in 1998 and is still compiling Slackware


Me personally? No.


The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge


In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.


Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?


Not a PETSCII keyboard?


such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators
It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.




It’s Which, they expect you to pay a subscription to find out


Hard no from me
This was also the final straw for me, cancelled last night