My team is constantly on the road and don’t live at their computers.

I doubt any of our guys actually realise you can set your status on Teams, and no one would think to look at it.

If only you had access to a piece of communications software with which you could ask your coworkers if they’re in the office or not, and when they’re likely to be.

Maybe MS could make one of those that worked.

Well, it can also radiate away in the form of EM radiation, typically infrared. That takes time though.