Consider the overlap between people who take a chatbot at it’s word all day and people susceptible to social engineering.

Imagine how rapidly he could innovate on a constant acceleration vector out of the solar system!

Is there somewhere we can donate to help make sure he fries in a coronal mess ejection lives the dream he’s always wanted?

Let me fix that headline “Idiots mad that adults came home”

Every single person who actually does work for a living at that company said no, so when the final decision maker found themselves isolated and ridiculed, they decided the collective experience of their employees was meaningless and did this.

You misspelled “Oracle entertaining Saudi buyout”

Now imagine where it would be if Republicans hadn’t ratfucked the program’s budget for 60 years

Pay him? Fucking imprison him for his DOGE crimes alone, then seize his assets and utilize them for the national good.

Imprison Musk for treason and nationalize spaceX

He’s probably mostly petroleum byproducts by now

They might complain, they’ll definitely call whoever took their money and demand answers.

They’ll be told their order was held up because someone messed with the robot delivering their order. They’ll maybe ask why a person couldn’t have done that job. Maybe they’ll ask if a person would have just sit there being blocked by some random lady instead of just going around her or taking a different route.

Customer service won’t have an answer for them, and next time they go to order food, they probably won’t use Uber eats.

Am I the only one that saw Perry the Platypus?

yeah, but the skill…

This insane fuck.

Hey grok, should I kidnap the veneprez?

grok: this infinity fuckup can’t be this dumb. YEAH BRO SEND IT LETS GOOO. holy shit this is going to be so fucking funny.

grokk hits bong and passes out

We should call them tech assholes and keep bro positive.

Goes well with their new fish sandwich mascot Sea Sam!

Same diff. I’ve also turned down the “do you want to maintain this” call. Still don’t blame him.

I’ve been in that position for something nowhere near as important as the Linux Kernel. It SUCKS. I don’t want an AI to take over, but I don’t blame him for wanting to step down.