Urns!

“Mistakes”.

Cue Ron Howard voiceover.

Cigarettes are healthy!

I feel this is probably an unfair portrayal of Ronnie o’sullivan.

Feet first?

I need to buy another box. Is there even anything better than the shield out at the moment?

I don’t want a leaky battery bank

I’m slightly surprised there isn’t already an autoclaim free games app

Fucking lol.

Oh no.

Fucking thing probably hypnotises you with quotes from der fuckwit while you sleep.

The “desk companion,” which currently uses xAI’s Grok AI technology, can be reserved online.

Oh Dear.

Didn’t we just spend decades complaining about viewing angles?