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Users: We want OS wide dark UI, updates that don’t crash the system, less/no AI baked in, and no ads.

Microslop: Good news! We’ve baked AI into every app even notepad! But wait a few updates because right now we’re imploding SSDs! We’ve also released a new ad algorithm that sends you personalized ads based on "anonymous user data we didn’t illegally collect!

Microslop: We can’t figure out why they’re so upset!

It’ll be like the 70s in the US again. Rip out all the bullshit smog stuff and put on a new carb. Because a v8 mustang shouldn’t be making 130hp.

Rofl Microslop.

Users: We just want OS wide dark mode, AI not rammed down our throats, and non stop ads, and hopefully updates that don’t break everything repeatedly.

MS: We hear you loud and clear! We’re implementing AI into every single thing and the ADs will now be targeted based on information we’ve stol…collected from you!

MS: I don’t get it, why does everyone hate us?

The question is can they survive when their cars catch on fire at an alarming rate? https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hundreds-cars-burn-byd-fire-130025851.html

And they say batteries aren’t to blame, because you know car seats, electric motors, and body panels are known for just randomly catching fire. It obviously wasn’t the batteries /s

From what I’ve read, the “dating” meat market apps are doing horrible. I doubt they want to invest in a sinking ship, at least more than they have to.

Damn. You’re diabolical.

Sounds like someone needs a double dose of… FREEDOM! /s

Took long enough lol.

Isn’t there some kind of weird reflective material that messes with it? Or is that just the stuff celebrities use so it crazily over excuses paparazzi pictures?

I really hope this goes through for obvious reasons. But it would be a 2 fer because it exposed the Pirate Games A hole as a neoi baby narcissist.

The way Nintendo prices things a $5 off coupon is gold. I bought my kid a Legion Go instead of a switch. He can actually pay Forza on it vs Mario kart.