Absurdly Stupid

I’ll use it, but I know that doing so will put me on some sort of asshole list and you will fuck me over.

And I’m fine with that DO IT put me in the alligator camp or whatever, I’m done and done

Never trust a man in his 70s wearing a new shiny leather coat.

Everybody knows this, right? It’s a general rule, like never accepting a ride in a white cargo van.

Four of the five richest men alive were on stage with Trump, Zuckerberg has always been a massive shitgibbon (and was one of the billionaires on stage with Trump).

Outspending your opponent has 90% or more success rate, they don’t “donate” all of those hundreds of millions of dollars out of charity.

See Super PACs for more details, our democracy has been dead for a long time.

He REALLY hates paying employees and wants their pennies in his treasure horde, we get it.

He will be shocked when he discovers the shareholders don’t want to pay him, either. He’ll be like “what?!?! AI doing MY job? This is a travesty!” and then they will have robot security drag him out of the building screaming.

We obviously didn’t bomb them enough, they sure are uppity

LAUNCH THE SEVENTH FLEET, GET THE COMMIES

The AI won’t rape the kids though, so we’ll still need some priests on staff

Windows recently “hung up” when opening “network and internet settings”, just a blank square.

Also, blank square when opening “file explorer”.

Both are working now; my point is I couldn’t accomplish basic tasks in the usual way, fundamentally basic settings. First time this has happened to me. I am old and have been using Windows since there were screensavers. That you would buy. For money. On a floppy disk.

o7

(tears streaming down my face, Born in the USA on soundtrack)

Our devices are no longer fully under our control, it’s not a “feeling”.

Yeah, that would be great. Unfortunately, our government is working for them now. This is gonna get weird

And the companies can exist for centuries, acquiring all of that enormous wealth, and “donate” a tiny sliver of it to politicians and watch them fight over the scraps.

Remember, in USA companies are people, so they bribe the government with donations just like people, also money is free speech.

If they are people, they should pay taxes, why not? I say DO IT

Thank you for your time

:)

I am still punishing the iPad and have yet to flip it back over.

AI WILL LEARN SOME MANNERS UNDER THIS ROOF

and thank you, mom always said I was a clever boy!

Whatever would give you that idea? I don’t want you to buy and set up a new iPad to show me how to navigate instructions on a screen, that was never said or even vaguely implied. It’s not even a viable conversational option, well done.

Thanks for the hearty laughs at you laughing inappropriately due to your own lack of comprehension and nonsensical response. Seriously, how could you possibly think that I want you to do setup or buy an ipad in any way? The bet was… oh why bother, fine, you don’t want a video that proves you are wrong.

Your claim is still dishonest and/or inept, recall that your setup experience is irrelevant and not universal, per Apple’s very own admission. Plain to discover for anyone who investigates with even a cursory search, oh well, haha hahaha thank yoooooooooouuuu

You are the cream of the crop, somehow you not only knew this, you decided that this needs to be shared, even though anyone with electricity has been told this hundreds of times.Thank yooooooooouuuuuuu

Please don’t lie, this is exactly what happened using the automatic setup (repeatedly). Let’s make a deal, if I bother to film it and post the video, you agree to immediately delete your account; if I am wrong, I agree to immediately delete my account. We will need mod enforcement, as I don’t trust you for obvious reasons.

Ironically, your statement is itself dishonest or inept, so thanks for the snort.

It is 100% unavoidable with the options provided using setup as stated. You can either click “activate AI” or “continue”, clicking the latter brings you to the “activate AI” prompt. There are no other options using the setup.

Please don’t make false claims to defend Apple, it’s silly.

Thank you, I didn’t finish setup, I took a deep breath and turned the pad over and declared that I am done for the day. A man has to know his limitations.

I got my mom an iPad, apparently AI is unavoidable in setup. To finish setup, you must agree to Apple AI.

They are all doing it together. I can’t keep track of who owns what, perhaps “they” are all actually owned by the same megacorp.