$ alias please="sudo"  

$ alias stay="shutdown"  

$ please stay_  

Congrats! I’m excited to see your upcoming posts on distro hopping.

Fine, I’ll install Arch (btw). You can stop trying to convince me now.

They would still have to go through that ridiculous install following the Wiki, so I think that they are be pretty well educated on updates.

Feel free to download this badass ram

There’s no way you’re so new to Linux that you wouldn’t know if that would update automatically yet you’re running Arch btw. That’s like saying, “Do I need to do oil changes on my car? I built my engine, btw.”