Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoUS orders travelers on Air Force One to throw away gifts, pins, and burner phones after China triptechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square109linkfedilinkarrow-up1535arrow-down17
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minus-squareTommi Nieminen@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoIt’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.
minus-squarehume_lemmy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoWe can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes. “Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
minus-squaredrctrl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoIt looks like my Windows serial keys are all over the internet now
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoWe all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoMan, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
minus-squareRubanski@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoBeginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)
It’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.
We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.
“Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”
It looks like my Windows serial keys are all over the internet now
We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel
The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.
Man, I don’t need to know your Windows 7 product key again my dude.
Beginning with FCKGW like fuck G.W. (George W. Bush)