600,000 people sent in $100 deposits for this thing—!😧 (Dumbass is laughing all the way to the bank. )

Now this is a sticker I want. Gonna start slapping this puppy on gas pumps over the stupid “I did that!” Biden stickers.
Pro tip: there are now Trump “i did that” stickers on Amazon for CHEAP.
Bonus: it’s the picture of him looking into the eclipse with no eye protection and pointing
…and by buying them on Amazon, you’re filling the coffers of fascist supporter Bezos. How ironic.
They cost much more on other sites, but you can get them.
It is deeply ironic the fascists are making money with this. And realy sad.
In addition, buying there of Amazon might bring along a visit from some rather unfriendly people in the not to distant future.
Is there a version that also says “Iran from Epstein files” I think it is also important to remember why we have this.
I don’t want to buy anything with his face on it because I’m tired of seeing him everywhere. But thanks for the heads up.
Hell yeah. Remind me again how many stickers it took to stop the Nazis? History’s fuzzy.
Remember folks. If your resistance doesn’t immediately stop all of fascism and isn’t exactly what WizardofFrobozz thinks you should be doing, then acts if resistance aren’t worth doing at all!
“Immediately,” as if you haven’t watched this happen in slow motion for 30 years.
Tell me you don’t understand anything about propaganda and it’s role in war without telling me.
Great, so what else are you bringing to “the war”?
Are you asking for tips?
No, we’re watching Americans sleepwalk into fascism, it seems.
I take it you have a list of things we could be doing that you’d like to share with the class?
At this rate, we’ll be running out of awards quickly… and free space to tack them on to.
They will just have to start preordering the ribbons.

For nearly 600,000 Americans who trusted a brand built on the Trump name, the gold phone has become the latest entry in a long record of ventures that took their money and delivered nothing.
They wanted a Trump experience and they got one. Could argue they got what they paid for.
There’s also no evidence that they sold 600k phones. They couldn’t just made that number up.
Source: https://www.theverge.com/tech/863381/trump-mobile-viral-preorder-figures-600000
You’re right. They didn’t sell 600k phones. They took money from 600k people, but there was no phone sold.
Fr, I’d be shocked if they sold 600
I can believe the 600k number. If i was a maga chump I could be led to believe that’s a premium phone, and getting a “premium” phone for 500 bucks in this day and age is unheard of. Almost like it would be too good to be true.
I wonder if I could buy Nokia, and start selling the N-Gage again.
Hey, Taco-Talkin’ has a whole new relevant meaning these days! Plus it launched at $299.

A fool and their money are soon parted.
Honestly, at this point I think MAGA are just fin-subs and like it that way. Keep sending Daddy Don your social security checks you little fin-cucks.
I would grant them a modicum of grace if they hadn’t had 40 fucking years to see what he was about. But they had it. And they chose this.
But The Apprentice!
(Apparently all the real business guys were too busy, that’s how the producers picked Trump.)
He was the perfect pick for a show like the apprentice. Tacky showy idea of an 80s businessman. It was clear on thw show that he wasnt really involved with his own business nkr the show tasks or planning.
Sitting in meetings or analysing data on a screen doesnt make good tv. Neither did trump, but the producers did.
Had to look up what a finsub was. The more you know.

😳😬
Believe it or not the thing on a submarine that is where a fin would be on a marine animal is also called a conning tower
It’s a submarine sandwich from Finland, right?
Thought it was related to Finnster… If you know, you know.
Did you see the poll where 40% of maga said Trump could beat them up in a fight. These people have a humiliation fetish.

If you willingly gave money to a two-bit con-artist who is widely known for robbing or defrauding nearly everyone he has ever done business with, then you got what you had coming.
He didn’t rob everyone… stormy Daniels however might be the only one he publicly actually ever paid (even if he tried to get a refund).
I’m willing to bet there are a lot of underage women and other women who he paid though who haven’t come forward
Looks like you have at least one such person down voting you. That person must be such a lonely loser.
The clearest signal yet that buyers may never see either a phone or their money came with a revised terms of service published on 6 April 2026. The updated document states explicitly that paying a deposit ‘does not constitute a completed purchase and does not create a binding legal contract.’ The payment is described as ‘a conditional opportunity to buy the device if Trump Mobile eventually chooses to sell it,’ with the company retaining all control over whether a phone is produced at all.

That is absolutely fucking hilarious.
I also don’t think contracts work that way, otherwise that shit would be WAY more common. heh. But I’m also pretty sure nobody will see a penny back anyway.
I’d feel bad for them if they weren’t fucking in the middle of turning our nation into a fascist hellhole.
that’s how terms of service work on the internet. companies alter the terms whenever and however they like, and often to the detriment of the end user. it’s technically not legal, but they do it anyway.
If a tech company changes the agreement, you are able to stop using the service if you don’t like the new terms. With this phone people have already put money down for it. As long as they didn’t agree to these new terms, they should be eligible for a refund if the product never ships.
Yeah sure, but how long will it take until they see any money?
“We can offer you a discount on the new model?”
“For an additional fee”
Things like Google and Facebook that don’t charge any money can get away with this, but I highly doubt these people will be able to weasel out of this when actual money changes hands. Otherwise we’d have seen lots of companies doing this by now.
it’s technically not legal, but they do it anyway
That sounds like a Trump enterprise.
I don’t think they’re allowed to take past money like that, though. They can increase monthly fees, sure.
but of course as we all know, laws don’t matter in this instance.
Let me know how the class action goes.
His kids will have bankrupted whatever shell company they spun up for this whole grift.
I don’t agree. The clearest signaal that the buyers would be screwed was the Trump brand name. He’s grift incarnate.



that last one is <chef’s kiss>

Can’t feel bad for people who got conned by a con man and now are suckers and losers for getting scammed.
Normally I feel sorry for people who get scammed but in this case shitty people getting scammed by the scammer they inflicted on the rest of us don’t get my sympathy.
I only feel sorry about the money that is now gathered up into the hands of an empowered monster instead of safely dispersed amongst brainless lickspittles.
yeah, I don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, fuckin magas got conned by a conman. On the other hand, the bloated turd got a bunch of money for… literally nothing.
He has infinite money anyway. I am just happy MAGAts are finding out.
Doubt they will learn anything, sadly.
They got scammed the first time around too. Remember “Finish The Wall”? Trump didn’t build an inch of wall with that money, it just vanished into thin air and appeared as a few extra digits in his bank accoount.
The same people who forked over money for that and then admitted regretting it afterwards were the same ones gleefully preordering this phone. They’ll be mad about it for a bit and then they’ll fall for it again in due time. Easy marks.
We are legit dealing with some undiagnosed dementia patients, only way to explain this.
they made a golden statue of him, doubtful, apparently the recent statue is paid by the cryptobros.
If I get my hands on him…
plus they got scammed more than once, not once, not twice, not even thrice, its more than that, at this point its on the scamee.
You mean to tell me the con man scammed them out of their money? Shocking. /s
Seriously it would be more surprising if they did come out.
this is important to understand: they weren’t buying the phone. they were owning the libs. For every magat who’s furious, there’s four to six hogs who’ll feel good because all they care is that you don’t want that money go to him.
LMAO. I LOVE IT. Such an American thing for a president to scam his own voters. Literally scam them out of money.
They will moan a bit and then say “I would vote for him again” 🤣🤣🤣
I can’t help but laugh when one of them gives a 5 minute interview about how disappointed they are in getting scammed, but ends it by saying it was the only voting option and they would never vote Democrat even now.
This is what society looks like when your vote can be expected and doesn’t need to be earned.
Is it a scam when you know it’ll happen along based on patterns? Masochism is the term I think
Scam is still a scam. Maybe masochists are taking part in it but it’s still a scam.
The ‘s’ in MAGAs is for submissive.
Make Americans Gimps Again
And people are now getting emails saying that their phone will never arrive, with no mention of them getting their deposits back.
Anyone have the text of the actual email?
Some days I wish I could just put my morals/ethics aside. One good grift and I could be rolling in MAGA money till the day I die.
It’s unfortunate I’m unwilling to compromise myself and forgo peaceful sleep for the rest of my life.
Right!? I’ve had that same thought for decades. I COULD do the Republican Grift thing and get donations or take prepayment for some random item, but stupid me went and grew a brain and empathy and now I don’t want to harm people or take advantage of them for selfish gains. Yay for that I guess.
I don’t have those problems, I just never seem to be the first to come up with the idea. Like the guy who did the ‘build the wall’ scam. Gotta respect that.
You don’t really need to be first every time! You can just copy someone that is having some success and share some of that moron money with them.
They are the same people supporting discrimination, bans on abortion and the kidnapping of migrants in the usa. I would argue it’s not immoral to scam them, but I could be wrong
I would still sleep very well. Better, even. Give me ideas.






















