themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago‘Devastating blow’: Atlassian lays off 1,600 workers ahead of AI pushwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square131linkfedilinkarrow-up1635arrow-down17cross-posted to: technology@beehaw.org
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minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·4 days ago“Uh, we need you to clear out your desk ASAP.” “Sure, just submit a JIRA ticket and I’ll get right on it.”
minus-squareSocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoAI will have a scrum with itself.
minus-squareeleitl@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoOh yeah, agentic AI going all agile with lobster claws.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoIt’s even worse than that: it’ll be a ServiceNow ticket.
“Uh, we need you to clear out your desk ASAP.”
“Sure, just submit a JIRA ticket and I’ll get right on it.”
AI will have a scrum with itself.
Oh yeah, agentic AI going all agile with lobster claws.
It’s even worse than that: it’ll be a ServiceNow ticket.