The Pope is the antichrist and the tech bros are busy ushering in the next era of humanity.

So it’s not made in America by Americans?

What a rip off I’m getting my deposits back.

Really?

Oh the irony.

It’s like having criminals write the criminal code!

Be a programming god like Bill Gates.

I wonder how it compares to the steam machine.

It’s amazing they were able to do everything MS-DOS did with that simple of code.

Genuine geniuses.

When my IR bar broke I just used two candles as a replacement.

Broprah.

I’m pretty sure you can run maps on a hackintosh so I think you can run it without giving Apple any money.

I think this is great news.

Apple has been providing an amazing service for free for too long and they deserve to finally make some money.

My father’s been dead for years.

He killed himself minutes after he shot my mother.

You make a lot of assumptions about me for someone who doesn’t know me.

Most of the systems that enslave us run on linux.

Grabs bag of dicks.

munch munch munch.

Because Felix is wrong and hates technology and the people who make it.

They probably hate Linux and being a vegan queer furry too.

And just like a gang the leaders are rich and the foot soldiers barely make enough to survive.

So it would be even lighter if you filled it with hydrogen?